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NICOS
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 Re: Members jokes board they reckon beer contains female hormones. i reckon their right... i had 8 pints today and i now talk like cr*p and cant drive properly. 
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ConnorJ
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Re: Members jokes board
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danny-a
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Re: Members jokes board im sick of these door to door sales people. just had some1 round after sperm donations so i gave her a mouthfull.
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CrazyCarper
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Joined: 18 May 2009 23:29
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Re: Members jokes board Nice haha
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NICOS
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Re: Members jokes board what do you call a woman with two brain cells............. pregnant  i am not a sexist person but i found that to be quite funny 
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The Sweetcorn Kid
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Re: Members jokes board
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The sun rose deep orange; its beams making the lake steam, nothing moved.
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ConnorJ
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Re: Members jokes board
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popuppirate
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Joined: 08 Jun 2009 19:55
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Re: Members jokes board my mates wife left him last thursday saying she was going out for milk and she never returned.i asked him how he was coping and he said fine i am using the powdered stuff for now!!! 
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ConnorJ
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Re: Members jokes board That got a laugh
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The Sweetcorn Kid
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Re: Members jokes board Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman.
Englishman say's "My missus just bought a brand new car and she can't even drive!!!"
Scotsman say's "My missus just bought a horse and she can't even ride one!!!"
Irishman say's "My missus is going on holiday to Benidorm and she's taken 100 condoms.......and she hasn't even got a dick!!!"
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"Our long vigil had begun, it continued until daybreak, and after.
The sun rose deep orange; its beams making the lake steam, nothing moved.
I was lost in a quiet world of grey, green and gold".
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ConnorJ
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Re: Members jokes board Poor but it made me laugh
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popuppirate
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Re: Members jokes board after having heard about the benefits of viagra has on poor circulation an old lady wanders down to her local chemist.when she gets there the young good looking pharmacist says"can i help you madam?" to which she replies "do you sell viagra dear" he replies "yes madam", can you get it over the counter sonny" she inquired " only if i take 6 !!! " he replied!!! 
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